What’s On
Voted “Best Atmosphere in Market Deeping “
Restaurant Guru 2021
May 2022
Tuesday 17th, 24th and 31st May 2022: Craft and Chat
Thursday 19th and 26th May 2022: Summer Bike Night 5pm - 9pm
Back by popular demand for the 12th year. Come to the longest running weekly Bike Night in South Lincolnshire.
Starting Thursday 7th April 5pm.
Also back by popular demand – Biker Meals.
Notice to all attendees:
Please respect our neighbours and avoid parking in pedestrian areas (Pavement/market place). We have car parking on site, there are parking bays around the high street and overflow parking is available in the pound stretcher car park – just off godsey lane. When arriving and leaving please remember to keep revs low.
All events subject to covid restrictions (should there be any at the time)
Saturday 21st May 2022: LIVE MUSIC ft Blackout (Inside) 8.30pm - 11pm FREE ENTRY
Friday 27th May 2020: Live Music Ft Last Minute Brigade 9pm - 11.30pm (Inside)
June 2022
Wednesday 1st June 2022: Magic Touch Family Magic Show 1pm- 2pm FREE ENTRY
We are excited to be working with Magic Touch to bring you a fun half term activity for all the family. We expect this event to be busy so would strongly advise booking ahead to avoid disappointment.
FREE ENTRY!
All events are subject to covid restrictions
All events are subject to covid restrictions
Wednesday 1st June 2022: Doggy Coffee Morning 10am - 12noon (Outside)
Thursday 2nd June 2022: Jubilee Bike Show 2pm - 9pm

SAVE THE DATE!
Join us to celebrate the Queens Platinum Jubilee in the only way we could at the Ranch House, BIKES, MUSIC, LADIES & BEER.
Daytona Bike Week comes to Market Deeping!
Prizes for Best British Bike, Best British Themed Bike and more.
Wear your Red, White and Blue we may even get some scones in for the occasion.
Live Music from Alex Eardley-Scott (some of you may know him as the former Angus of Let There B/DC)
Live Rock ‘n’ Roll Burlesque from Triple Threat Burlesque (check our their Instagram and YouTube)
We may even have a classic British Sing – a- long.
All events are subject to covid restrictions
Thursday 9th, 16th, 23rd and 30th June 2022: Summer Bike Night 5pm - 9pm

Back by popular demand for the 12th year. Come to the longest running weekly Bike Night in South Lincolnshire.
Starting Thursday 7th April 5pm.
Also back by popular demand – Biker Meals.
Notice to all attendees:
Please respect our neighbours and avoid parking in pedestrian areas (Pavement/market place). We have car parking on site, there are parking bays around the high street and overflow parking is available in the pound stretcher car park – just off godsey lane. When arriving and leaving please remember to keep revs low.
All events subject to covid restrictions (should there be any at the time)
Friday 3rd June 2022: Karaoke Night (Inside) 8pm - Late FREE ENTRY
Tuesday 7th, 14th, 21st, 28th June 2022: Craft and Chat 5pm - 9pm
Wednesday 8th June 2022: Strictly Acoustic Open Mic Night 7.30pm start
Saturday 11th June 2022: Private Function (Inside and Outside) CLOSED TO GENERAL PUBLIC from 5pm
We will not be able to take any bookings or walk-ins inside or outside on Saturday 28th May 2022 from 5pm
All events are subject to covid restrictions
Sunday 12th June 2022: Sunday Sessions ft The Moonshiners 3pm - 5pm (Outside) FREE ENTRY
After 2 popular gigs in 2021, The Moonshiners are returning to the Ranch House for an afternoon of Rockabilly on the Riverside.
3pm – 5pm
FREE ENTRY
All events are subject to covid restrictions
Friday 24th June 2022: Karaoke Night (Inside) 8pm - Late FREE ENTRY
Saturday 25th June 2022: Live Music Ft Miscellaneous 8pm - 10pm (Outside)
Doors open at 6pm
All events are subject to covid restrictions.
Sunday 26th June 2022: Uncovered Takeover 2pm - 5pm (Outside)
Wednesday 29th June 2022: Monthly Comedy Club Doors open 6pm Show starts 8pm £10pp
July 2022
Wednesday 6th July 2022: Doggy Coffee Morning 10am - 12noon (Outside)
Tuesday 5th, 12th, 19th, 26th July 2022: Craft and Chat 5pm - 9pm
Thursday 7th, 14th, 21st and 28th July 2022: Summer Bike Night 5pm - 9pm

Back by popular demand for the 12th year. Come to the longest running weekly Bike Night in South Lincolnshire.
Starting Thursday 7th April 5pm.
Also back by popular demand – Biker Meals.
Notice to all attendees:
Please respect our neighbours and avoid parking in pedestrian areas (Pavement/market place). We have car parking on site, there are parking bays around the high street and overflow parking is available in the pound stretcher car park – just off godsey lane. When arriving and leaving please remember to keep revs low.
All events subject to covid restrictions (should there be any at the time)
Saturday 9th July 2022: LIVE MUSIC Ft Light Skies Darken 8pm - 10pm (Outside)
Come down for a great night of ROCK!
This event will take place in our outside Events Marque, please dress appropriately. As this is a ticketed event, tables are available on the night first come first serve. Please arrive early if you are wanting a seat.
Doors open at 6pm
All events are subject to covid restrictions.
Sunday 10th July 2022: Sunday Sessions: The Palmy Ukulele Band 3pm- 5pm (Outside) FREE ENTRY

Popular across Peterborough this unique band will be making their debut at the Ranch House this summer.
The Palmy Ukulele Band (or P.U.B.for short; geddit?) are an eclectic mix of music and performers attracting a huge range of audiences at a wide variety of venues! However, we do seem to gravitate towards watering holes. Notably, the Peterborough Beer Festival. Other Beer/Music Festivals are available and we enjoy playing at those too. In fact anywhere that people like to gather to have a jolly good time! We make it our business to share Ukulele love, joy and happiness where ever we go by putting our spin on popular sing along, foot stomping tunes, many from the 60’s, 70’s & 80’s; Johnny Cash and The Beatles to The Kinks, Neil Diamond, Tom Jones, The Undertones, and many, many more, we even have material from the 21st century! As one of our members commented “Ukes crash into the 60s via punk!
The Palmy Ukulele Band was the brainchild of Ian “Bertie” Benton, former landlord of The Palmerston Arms, a true community pub. Meeting there most Thursday evenings, we started out in February 2013 with just 7 members. The last 9 years have seen a few changes in our line up but our ranks have now swelled to 16 performing members plus a number of friends who regularly join us on Thursdays for a strum and for the Craic!
Although we’re a bit of an odd bunch from all different sorts of backgrounds & professions (we even have our own bona fide 1980’s pop star in our midst…..see if you can spot him!) we all rub along very nicely and are as the song goes “Happy Together”.
So, get your Happy Hat on and come listen to the pure (if somewhat organic) joy that is the Palmy Uke Band………..
Or, put more succinctly:-
“The Palmerston Uke Band are a collective of like minded folk who enjoy a pint and a strum. Happy together, we’d like to get Teenage Kicks playing 8 Days a Week on a Sunny Afternoon.
Grab a pint, come and sing along with us!”
3pm – 5pm FREE ENTRY
All events are subject to covid restrictions.
Wednesday 13th July 2022: Strictly Acoustic Open Mic Night 7.30pm start
Saturday 16th July 2022: LIVE MUSIC ft Dirty Rumour (Outside) 8pm - 10pm
8pm – 10pm
This event will take place outside, please come dressed appropriately for the Great British weather.
Sunday 17th July 2022: Sunday Sessions ft Bon Rogers (Outside) 3pm - 5pm
3pm – 5pm
This event will take place outside, please come dressed appropriately for the Great British weather.
Friday 22nd July 2022: Movies Quiz & Show. Tickets £10 pp Doors Open 7pm Quiz Starts 8pm
Pass the popcorn…its movie night in the Ranch House.
Get your team mates together and compete for the Iron Horse Oscar. Hosted by Haus of Queerio starring Teddi The Drag Queen, Ms Alexa Vox your movie knowledge will be put to the test and dazzled by songs from the Movies.
The red carpet is waiting, so come in your best Hollywood fashion.
Tickets £10pp
Doors open at 7pm, Quiz and Show starts at 8pm
All events are subject to covid restrictions
Saturday 23rd July 2022: Private Function (Outside) 2pm - Close
Saturday 30th July 2022: LIVE MUSIC ft HUSH 8.30pm - 11pm (Inside) FREE ENTRY
8.30pm – 11pm FREE ENTRY
All events are subject to covid restrictions.
Sunday 31st July 2022: National Chopper Club: Cambridgeshire Custom Show 11am start (Outside)
Sunday 31st July 2022: Uncovered Takeover 2pm - 5pm (Outside)
Wednesday 27th July 2022: Monthly Comedy Club Doors open 6pm Show starts 8pm £10pp
August 2022
Wednesday 3rd August 2022: Doggy Coffee Morning 10am - 12noon (Outside)
Tuesday 2nd, 9th, 16th, 23rd, 30th August 2022: Craft and Chat 5pm - 9pm
Thursday 4th, 11th, 18th, 25th August 2022: Summer Bike Night 5pm - 9pm

Back by popular demand for the 12th year. Come to the longest running weekly Bike Night in South Lincolnshire.
Starting Thursday 7th April 5pm.
Also back by popular demand – Biker Meals.
Notice to all attendees:
Please respect our neighbours and avoid parking in pedestrian areas (Pavement/market place). We have car parking on site, there are parking bays around the high street and overflow parking is available in the pound stretcher car park – just off godsey lane. When arriving and leaving please remember to keep revs low.
All events subject to covid restrictions (should there be any at the time)
Saturday 6th August 2022: LIVE MUSIC Ft Ska Souls 8pm - 10pm (Outside) from £5pp
General standing ticket £5.00
Disabled Seating £5.00
VIP Seated Area £6.00
Hugely authentic Ska tribute band with proper brass section covering first and second wave ska.
This event will take place in our outside Events Marque, please dress appropriately. As this is a ticketed event, tables are available on the night first come first serve. We have an option for VIP seated tickets if you want to guarantee yourself a table and seat for the evening. Disabled seating also available – limited availability.
Please arrive early if you are wanting a seat.
Doors open at 6pm
All events are subject to covid restrictions
Wednesday 10th August 2022: Strictly Acoustic Open Mic Night 7.30pm start
Saturday 13th August 2022: LIVE MUSIC ft The Glorious One Eyed Cats 8pm - 10pm (Outside) FREE ENTRY
£5pp deposit
We look forward to welcoming back The Glorious One Eyed Cats for an evening of Rock, roll, rhythm, blues, swing and good times.
This evening will take place in our outdoor events area, please dress appropriately for the Great British Weather.
All events are subject to covid restrictions.
Saturday 20th August 2022: LIVE MUSIC ft Midnight Jacks 8.30pm - 11pm (Inside) FREE ENTRY
With a set list that ranges from the fast paced Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age and Green Day, to the melodic tones of Pearl Jam, Blur and the Red hot chilli peppers.
Midnight Jack front man Joe Holland sets the bar high for the bands professional approach, handling the vocals with style and ease, not to mention his clean cut guitar playing.
He is backed by the talented lead guitarist Corey Doades, whose raw but perfectly polished guitar style brings a certain punch to the band.
Billy Davies provides the rhythm section, handling complex bass riff’s with powerful drive and precision.
Finally, Rob Chamberlain, an Animal behind the drum kit, keeps Midnight Jack rocking with solid form. A real must see performance.
Taking bookings so Book now for a night of nostalgia with Midnight Jack!s.
All bookings are subject to covid restrictions.